LoveHateTV: for the Love of Reality TV




televisionwithoutpity:

Teresa is like, “Dude, Gia reads the gossip rags and knows how awful of a person you are, and we all think you look/act/talk like the Mucinex slug.”

- Rachel Stein, imagining her dream Giudice argument, The Real Housewives of New Jersey 4-1 “High Tide, Low Blow” Weecap



(Source: jmkecomics)



Best moment of reunion Part 1. Also, my spirit animal.



This is the best tumblr ever.


Spotlight: Bachelor Hashtag Abuse

A certain person who was on Deanna’s season of The Bachelorette, who shall remain nameless because he definitely Googles himself and I don’t want to receive any of his promotional material, is bad at Twitter.

me:  [I want to go to the Drag Race Reunion] just to see Madame LaQueer again #HAHA #NOT
me: using hashtags the [redacted] way
Meghan: hahahaha
me: I guess that way would be more like
Wish I could #go to the #Drag Race Reunion show! #TV
Meghan: #metoo i #LUV me some #FIERce queens! #LOL #iwasabachelorfinalist
me: hahaha #damn that WAS A #goodone #good jokes
Meghan: #goodone #GREATone #BESTONE
Meghan: ohhhhhh #SHIT
me: really #WANTING 2 #makethose
Meghan: #ha
  #:)
  my #SMILEY has a #HAT
me: hatshtag #LOL am I doing this right #amidoingthisright
Meghan: hahahaha
  im literally #loling #laughingoutloud #doingit
me: @Meghan me too #this is getting #ABSURD! Why do I keep #doingthis
#yo it smells like a #FART in here. #smellslikeafartinhere
Meghan: Watching #TheBookOfEli with @[redacted] great #flick
  actual tweet
me: hahahahahahaaha yes!
  we are nailing it
Meghan: I bought 6 mega millions #lottery tickets ! I mean it’s only 540 #million !
  The #Movie #HungerGames was good ! Long but good ! We took @[redacted] with us and it was basically his full #naptime and then some !!
 me: AHHHHHHH
  

Meghan: so what i’m Learning is #that it’s #Important to Capitalize and #Hashtag random words ! and put spaces #before exclamation points !
  my favorite: GETTING STUFF DONE !! TAKING NAMES AND CLEANING HOUSE !!! BRING IT BABY ITS MONDAY !! PS already had my coffee today !!
  i literally just starred it
 i understand the danger of encouraging him but did it anyway
  #dontcare
me: he should #Definitely be ENCOURAGED ! Who #cares !
Meghan:  OH MAN
this ONE
I thought a #Gun was a great #Birthday gift ?? NO ?? I could have asked for a #HeliBoarding Trip to #Alaska ??? The #AK47 is Cheaper !!
does he want gun spammers to find him



When life gets you down

tylercoates:

Ask yourself, “Would twelve-year-old me think my life is awesome?” the answer’s generally yes.

Via Tyler Coates



bobbyfinger:

DO NOT DRAG UGGIE INTO THIS, BEN.


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